icariancarrion:

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy

inneskeeper:

got fired from work because i ended up becoming a great big doglike beast but they considered that a no-call no-show

jonaldronaldrolkientolkien:

xskadi:

marcchurch:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

girls night

futurefishy:

Many things are homoerotic in disco elysium: board games, communism, conducting an autopsy on a week-old corpse, getting shot in the leg, karaoke

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

chromegnomes:

funnytwittertweets:

kingscrown666:

memewhore:

Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

doomed-bythe-narrative:

some people are taking “doomed” to mean “dead”. this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don’t die! it’s sometimes worse if you don’t die!